February 2012
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to think someday living with my really sad chronic pained painter pants drug dealer chic husband i’ll have to poop in the same house as him like i’ve trained myself to go really fast but what am i gonna think the first time i have to and also in first grade i used to complain about nonexistent stomach aches to get out of gym and my pear shaped upturned nose nurse said “make a...
in august 2001 i looked at the calendar on my refrigerator for the first time and realised time was mechanically spaced and drawn out in our minds rather than a collection of moments that ended with sleep every night
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i hope you all like abba
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i am more than myself right now, but she who switched the surface of my skin into a collection of mirrors, reflecting each diamond patterned patch of skin that i haven’t seen in miles, back to the safe of my mouth. to not speak would be crime, so i defined it as seeing myself for only the first time without pausing in between breaths. if it was so soberly real to balance on the side of what...
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Anonymous asked: why are you so sexual? you're like 12.
i just took a shower with all my clothes on and poured the rest of the beer i was drinking on my head and i haven’t washed it out happy to be psycho
i’ve never followed a tv show in my years of consciousness but i feel like i need to start watching sitcoms and do non serious things like slipping on banana peels because i almost cried over the most beautiful scented candle at target
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imagine there are small loopholes in the air in which you can throw something physical or think something (anything!) when you pass through and it suspends the idea in time so that it can never be changed?? and somehow some of us were unfortunately thinking a contagiously depressing thought passing through the loophole forcing the thought to withstand itself until we someday find another loophole...
taboo i guess but do you guys ever masturbate to something different than usual and then after you cum you’re like “oh my god what the fuck why did i do that never again”
it genuinely made me sad to save a photo of me as “cock.jpg” and it saved as “cock.jpg (4)” have i really used that name that many times it beats out “asfaf.jpg” with 3 copies
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